Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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