I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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