Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
They have beer where we have blood.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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