i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
