I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
