Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
