How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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