My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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