fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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