i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
home. puking in laundry basket.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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