Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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