Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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