help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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