my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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