i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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