a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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