Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
