U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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