this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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