There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I think my fart just growled at me.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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