Pappa wants mamma naked
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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