I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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