well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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