3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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