THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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