you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
