Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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