How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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