no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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