so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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