You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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