So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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