I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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