I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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