it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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