Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
