4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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