U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I did not marry a roomba.
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