i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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