? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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