Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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