I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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