I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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