Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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