I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
where does the pee come out of this thing
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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