Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Actions speak louder than pants.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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