its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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