Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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