is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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