All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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