yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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