We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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