This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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