I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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