Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
